Cute Computer Jokes and Riddles

What does WWW mean?

World Wide Wait

Why was a bug in the computer?

It wanted a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the computer keyboard?

The space bar

What does Windows stand for?

Will Install Needless Data on Whole System

What does the BASIC programming language acronym really stand for?

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

How do you know your computer is getting old?

It keeps losing its memory.

What is a daddy computer called?

Data

What does IBM stand for?

It's Being Mended or... Idiots Built Me or... It Barely Moves or... I Blame Microsoft

What happened after the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.